Wednesday, March 12, 2014

How to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, by Daisy

Step 1: Pull your sandwich apart so that it is now two pieces of sticky bread.
Step 2: Try to pick all the peanut butter and jelly off with your fingers. When that doesn't work, shove the middle of the bread into your mouth.

Step 3: Take a break to tell your mom something.
Step 4: Continue eating the sticky bread, working from the center to the crust.
Step 5: Bite your finger. Then cry.
Step 6: Keep crying
Step 7: notice your brother is eating pears. Reach for them.
Step 8: Whine.
Step 9: If your mom still won't give you pears, rub your sticky peanut butter fingers in your hair until she gives in.
Step 10: Eat those delicious pears.
Yum yum!
Step 11: As soon as you finish those pears, rub your sticky fingers in your ears and eyes.
Step 12: Rub your hair. Make sure you squish some bananas in your hair too.
Step 13: Whine.
Step 14: Cry until your mom gets you out for step 15.
Step 15. Take a nice warm bath!
Step 16: Decide that you are still hungry. Eat your bath toys.

5 comments:

amanda said...

Hahahaaaa

Bruce said...

I like these instructions. I'll have to try them sometime. Also Daisy is cute.

Carrie Selin said...

What a post! Love life as a mama!

Shirl and Bill said...

What a story. Absolutely hillarious!

Lindsey said...

Ha ha ha ha, this is the best post ever. Totally made me chuckle. Thanks for sharing :)